The Safest Sex
Me: Wow, it is incredibly hot in this room.
Friend: It's not that bad.
Me: I don't know what it is lately. I just feel like my body is really out of sync. I get these hot flashes and then I feel sick, like I'm gonna throw up.
Friend: Uh, does this usually happen in the morning?
Me: Sometimes.
Friend: You have a boyfriend right?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Hm. I don't want to be intrusive here, but when's the last time you got your period?
Me: HAHAH.
Friend: Why's that funny?
Me: I am NOT pregant.
Friend: How do you know? Does your boyfriend pull out cause that's not always 100% safe.
Me: No, no, no. You don't understand. There is NO way I'm pregnant.
Friend: Hey, ya never know. Even if you're on birth control and he uses a condom, there's always that chance.
Me: Ha, no, really. I'm not pregnant. It's just not possible. Long distance, phones, the computer... it doesn't get any safer than that.
May 1st