Procrastination Station

2009

December
September
August 1
July 1
June
May 1
April 1
March 1

2008

November
October
August 3
July 1
June
May 6
April 2
March 6
January

2007

June 3
May 14
April 23
March 50
January
Playing Shadows over Camelot with my Dad and brother on a...
May 19th
My empty dorm room.  What a sad picture :( 
May 17th
Waiting in the gym getting ready to process on Graduation...
May 15th
Warch Watch
This is just incredible.  Thanks for the link Ash!
May 7th
Mexicans getting their naked on.  Spencer Tunick strikes...
May 6th
Warch Watch
Someone PLEASE tell me why this video exists. I had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so...
May 5th
“A Geek Enters your life, Saves you in his heart, Formats...”
May 5th
May 5th
larger version available here
May 2nd
“Obviously you can’t have something like that without some...”
— Dr. Patricia Brennan on the...
May 2nd
When I think of crazy, I think Mike Tyson.
May 2nd
Warch Watch
Why live TV doesn’t always work…
May 2nd
This sh*it is unacceptable.
May 1st

The Safest Sex

Me: Wow, it is incredibly hot in this room.
Friend: It's not that bad.
Me: I don't know what it is lately. I just feel like my body is really out of sync. I get these hot flashes and then I feel sick, like I'm gonna throw up.
Friend: Uh, does this usually happen in the morning?
Me: Sometimes.
Friend: You have a boyfriend right?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Hm. I don't want to be intrusive here, but when's the last time you got your period?
Me: HAHAH.
Friend: Why's that funny?
Me: I am NOT pregant.
Friend: How do you know? Does your boyfriend pull out cause that's not always 100% safe.
Me: No, no, no. You don't understand. There is NO way I'm pregnant.
Friend: Hey, ya never know. Even if you're on birth control and he uses a condom, there's always that chance.
Me: Ha, no, really. I'm not pregnant. It's just not possible. Long distance, phones, the computer... it doesn't get any safer than that.
May 1st