Procrastination Station

This site is great and a perfect example of...

Mar 31st

Twitter Stats

Mar 31st

“I thought you were giving up Twitter. haha I knew you...”
— Tina (I guess you know...

Mar 30th

The ALEXA Hexagon of Saturn

Mar 30th

You CAN teach an old dog new tricks

Mar 30th

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This guy is on campus tonight and I get to see him do this LIVE!

Mar 30th

SOO TEMPTING!!!!

Mar 30th

Best Children's Book EVER. My kids will read...

Mar 30th

Lex for President (my friend Lex, not...

Lex: My goal in life is to...
Me: Fight against Web 2.0? Say that and I will fight you.
Lex: Eh, no not that, but I would if I could. I'm the kind of person who if I didn't need a cell phone to function, I wouldn't have it. I don't even want to be on AIM, but it became an integrated part of my computer usage when I was younger. Cant break old habits.
Becky: So what's this goal of yours?
Lex: DESTROY WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND TAKE OVER THE REAL WORLD.
Me: HAHAHA
Lex: Seriously. Do you know how many lives I could change for the better if I just eliminated that game from existence?
Becky: You've got my vote!

Mar 30th

I wish they sold this at Borders.

Mar 30th

Fun Shirts

One of the best fashion trends in recent years has been the revival of the ironic Tshirt. On...

Mar 30th

Oh google! This made me laugh.

Mar 30th

Worthy of a novel...

Male #1: Our relationship is like a conversation you can never finish.
Female #1: Well the day we feel like there's nothing left to say, you know it's over.

Mar 30th

Awww. (I’m feelin’ the lurve when it comes to...

Mar 29th

More polar bear cub cuteness.  His name is Knut.  I think he...

Mar 29th

Mar 29th

This puppy is doing what I can’t :( 

Mar 29th

I like lists. Especially when I agree with a...

Mar 28th

Finetune Love.

Finetune.com is my new favorite website. The rules: At least 45 songs on a playlist from at least...

Mar 28th

“Gore was a bit heavy when I talked to him, and it’s...”
—  XM satellite radio host Bob...

Mar 27th

Travel Spots

I’m coming up with all of these new Tumblr updates. Spice things up a little on here. This...

Mar 27th

Painting like Pollock is Pointless (say that...

Mar 27th

Verizon + Tivo: Have you/are you going to try this out?

Mar 27th

When words just aren't enough...

There was something incredibly poignant about this song when I listened to it the other night. ...

Mar 27th

“When we love, we always strive to become better than we...”
— The Alchemist, by Paul Coehlo...

Mar 26th

Trying something new...

I’ve been playing around with this site called Sonific. The artist directory isn’t...

Mar 26th

Wee! Puppy! I jacked this off of one of the ZEfron posts. So...

Mar 26th

Multi-tasking Gets A Big Thumbs Down

Mar 26th

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Mornings should always be like this.

Mar 26th

Tumblr Makovr.

Bret’s spankin’ new theme (which is totally a rip off of Merlin...

Mar 26th

Good Times

Guy at party: I work at a Tanning Salon.
Chris: WHOA COOL!
Guy: Not so cool.
Chris: Okay, this is something I've always wondered about, but do black people tan?
Guy: Sometimes.
Me: HA I can't believe you just asked that!
Chris: What?! C'mon, don't tell me you never asked yourself that. Hey ya know those stand up tanning booths?
Me: Uh huh.
Chris: Ya know how they play music when you're in them?
Me: Yeah.
Chris: Wouldn't that be the craziest Ipod commercial? People just rocking out in those stand up tanning booths?!
Pawan: You're crazy man. Okay, random, but I would totally do Arielle.
Chris: Yeaaa hottest Disney character ever. She was all like, "I can show you the world."
Me: That's Jasmine you retard. hahaha

Mar 25th

6:30 is never this beautiful in New York. If it were,...

Mar 24th

“Excuse me. Is your refrigerator running because if it is, it...”
— Peter

Mar 24th

Girl Talk

Chantelle: hahaha Omg, I'm such a dork.
Alexa: haha why do you say that?
Chantelle: We're watching Hamlet in English today and I tell Erik, "You know I can picture us living in a big house like that when we're older just speaking to each other in Shakespeare dialogue...just for fun...
Alexa: hahaha that's cute. "Come hither fair Chantelle. Bid adieu to fair Alexa and join me yonder, to Samurai Sam's we go!"
Chantelle: HAHAHAH
Alexa: You think you're a dork? I am SUCH a loser. I kid you not, haha...this is embarassing. I get jealous when Bret talks about Twitter.
Chantelle: HAHAHA THATS FREAKIN CUUUUTEEEE.
Alexa: Yeah, that's right. I'm jealous of a website.

Mar 24th

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Oh facebook! How I love/hate thee.

Mar 21st

“Horses are like really smart, smarter than people.” ”
— anonymous mom driving me to...

Mar 21st

Proof that there's more good than bad in this...

Mar 21st

Irack, Irocks. Very clever MadTV.

Mar 18th

HAHA! 

Mar 15th

“I feel comfortable enough in my masculinity to say that if I...”
— Pete Vonder Haar in his review...

Mar 11th

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Beyonce and Shakira are out to prove one thing with this video: Real women DO have curves. This...

Mar 10th

“To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild...”
— William Blake, Auqueries of...

Mar 10th

Can't help but feel pretty damn insignificant...

Mar 7th

“Those shoes are mine betch.”

Mar 7th

I miss summer and sand between my toes. 

Mar 7th

Awkward.

Mom: Does his mom know you're going?
Me: Uh, no. Maybe he'll tell her this week.
Mom: Won't she ask what you're doing there?
Me: He'll tell her that I'm on spring break.
Mom: Yeah, but his mom doesn't know that you're "special friends" right?
Me: No, she doesn't know Mom.
Mom: HA, Well in that case, you better not go there and kiss him!
Me: OMG You did NOT just say that
Mom: haha WHAt?
Me: Sure mom, I'm gonna go all the way out there and have a crazy hot make out session with him.
Mom: You better not. I'll read about it in the papers..."College Student Assaults Innocent High School Senior!" Yeah, that AND his mom's gonna beat you in the face with a crowbar.

Mar 7th

15 Psychology Terms That Could Easily...

Selective Distortion The Superegos Broca’s Area Bystander Intervention Crystallized...

Mar 7th

Sleepless solitude

Acquainted With the Night I have been one acquainted with the night. I have walked out in rain -...

Mar 5th

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Performing Adiemus from the Lord of the Rings Soundtrack. By far one of my favorite/most...

Mar 4th

This is how I feel about going to class.  HAHA.  I got a...

Mar 1st