Procrastination Station

This is how I feel about going to class.  HAHA.  I got a...

You never know who's listening

It's better to walk in New York.

Me: 120th & Amsterdam, please.
Driver: Anywhere for you pretty lady.
Me: Uh yeah, thanks.
Driver: So you go to school?
Me: Yup.
Driver: You go to Columbia?
Me: Uh-huh.
Driver: You live in neighborhood?
Me: Yea.
Driver: You must be smart.
Me: Eh.
Driver: So you have boyfriend?
Me: Uh...
Driver: Why you hesitate?
Me: Because.
Driver: Because you going to break up with him and go out with me?
Me: No.
Driver: Aww, too bad.
Me: Sorry.
Driver: Pretty lady like you always have boyfriend.
Me: It's really none of your business.
Driver: Why you not like to talk about this mystery boyfriend? Is he old guy?
Me: No.
Driver: Is he stupid?
Me: No, he's smart.
Driver: Is he student at Columbia?
Me: No.
Driver: How you meet?
Me: Again, none of your business.
Driver: AHA! I think you no have one...OR I think you have one in computer.
Me: OKAAAAY, you can pull over right here. I'll just walk....

“I tried to fight it and I tried to...”
— Cohen

“I’d most likely miss your face and end up kissing your nose or something like that at...

“The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.”
— Ludwig Wittgenstein

Shoot me in the face.

I thought I could resist making an account, but it was like telling a 5 year old, “Whatever...

Photo of the Year Since 1955

Rehearsal in a nutshell.

Me: Why don't we split into groups?
Nazi French lady: That's ridiculous.
Me: Okay. Well I'm gonna sing.
Nazi French lady: Your vowels are blah.
Me: Uh. Cool, well I'm gonna try again.
Nazi French lady: You look stupid.
Me: Well this is stupid.
Nazi French lady: Too bad.

“You may delay, but time will not.”
— Ben Franklin

I’m so good I should write a book: “Throwing Up...

Britneygami. Folding was never this fun.